Hail Mary, full of cheese, the miracle whip is with thee. Blessed art thou among sandwiches, and blessed is the heat of thy grill. Holy Mary, Mother of Reuben, pray for us dieters now, and at the end of our lunch hour. Amen.
(Special, special thanks to my husband Allen who not only sent me the link but rewrote the prayer. He’s a keeper!)
myfanwy collins 