I love Katie Weekley‘s writing–she is so funny and honest. And once again she does not disappoint with Internal Power Wash:
When I stepped into the honey, the Third Assistant Director stared at me like he was Mulder in a super important cliffhanger episode of the X-Files. Sure enough, I was green as an alien when I looked in the mirror. Then I immediately discovered the worst way to serve mushroom cannelloni. If you are going to visit Opposite Land or Bizarro World, call me because I now have the recipe that serves one hefty portion, in reverse.