You know what I’m going to do?
Correct. I am going to go right to the link I got in the email below leading me to a site on the world wide internet and commence shopping (note: as you read this imagine it in the voices of Dan Akaroyd and Steve Martin when they did the Two Wild and Crazy Guys skit–and if you’re too young to remember that, then I just don’t know what to say):
Hey bro, just wanted to spill to you my latest gift purchasing secret- glance over this message!
Thank you for your attention,
Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 8:34 PM
Subject: Wear our special accessories and show others you have got the best.
Hey missy, Stefanie
You recall how you’ve always yearned for an exclusive wristwatch but didn’t have enough funds? I think I may have stumbled on the site.
You completely deserve a classy item and this shopping site posesses a great assortment. These beautiful timekeepers are created to be sported by classy dames… I’m talking about you! I’m not happy seeing your look of regret whenever we go to the mall and you can’t afford luxury things.
Anyway, I truly hope you are delighted with the e-store because I already saw a few styles that are going to look smashing on you!
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