Interesting interview with Charles Simic in The Paris Review:

We think best when we bring opposites together, when we realize that all these realities, one inside the other, are somehow connected. That’s how the wonder and amazement that are so necessary to both poetry and philosophy come about. A “truth” detached and purified of pleasures of ordinary life is not worth a damn in my view. Every grand theory and noble sentiment ought to be first tested in the kitchen—and then in bed, of course.

Britney’s ‘golden’ positive pregnancy test bought by online casino (this is the same place that bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich):

Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black confirmed the acquisition by saying, “It’s hard to put a price on Britney Spears’ urine. We don’t know for certain, of course. Obviously, it’s her alleged pregnancy test. I wasn’t there when she took the test.”